Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Say What?

-For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

-Great Dames for sale.

-Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

-Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

-If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

-Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

-The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

-Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

-A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

-Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

-For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

-Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

-Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

-Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

-Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

-Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

-Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

-And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

-We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

-Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

-For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

-Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

-Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.